This application is a parody calculator created for entertainment purposes.

Results may be:

• Incorrect
• Random
• Absurd
• Emotionally confusing
• Scientifically concerning
• Completely disconnected from reality

Do not use this calculator for exams, engineering, finance, medical decisions, rocket launches, or any task requiring actual mathematics.

By continuing, you acknowledge that answers may be generated using randomness, chaos, developer confusion, and quantum potatoes.

If accurate calculations are required, please use a real calculator. Thank you for participating in this mathematical disaster.